December 2011
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What the hell is Standard Deviation anyway?
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I’m tough, I’m ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, thats what I...
– Madonna
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It’s the last day of 2011 and hasn’t it been a year, quite a few ups and downs, but I’m glad to be riding into 2012 on a high.
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This time next week, I'll be travelling back to...
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Happy New Years Eve!
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Some people have insomnia, I have an internet...
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Dear 2012, I'm not asking much of you...
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The awkward moment when your penis is more popular...
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Today hasn't been a pretty day for Celebrity...
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Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I...
– Russell Brand
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I nearly just demolished a whole Lindt Reindeer....
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I've just been stripped of my onesie, I feel...
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In the process of dying my hair.
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My first Cosmopolitan of my yearly subscription turned up on my doorstep this morning. It’s definitely one of the best presents I’ve received this year, thank you Mum and Dad.
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Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....
– Lady Gaga
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I prefer paraphrasing to referencing.
– John (I don’t think someone has understood the concept of referencing at University)
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Derren Brown Séance is spooky until you Google it.
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I need to watch 'New Year's Eve' I still haven't...
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Today has been such a lovely therapeutic day. Who knew that would be the outcome of shopping in the January Sales, as they do get quite busy.
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If spell checker doesn't know what I'm attempting...
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I can't wait till NYE.
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Bring on this years 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year'. I...
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This Chirstmas, David Walliams eats breast milk... →
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Why does Santa not have any children? Because he only comes once a year.
– Olly Murs (Chris Moyles Quiz Night)
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I think I better get started with my University...
The sooner I start the better aye, as there is a far amount to do,
Revise for SQL Exam:
Print out the relevant parts of the SQL Manual and Annotate
Write up notes from the SQL Lectures
Go over the SQL Practical tasks
Complete Unity/3dsMax Work:
Complete the room in 3dsMax
Download Unity
Import all assets to Unity to present
Write up all relevant Pebblepad Pages:
Self MAP – Motivation
Self MAP –...
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Today I amazed my Grandparents, I showed them...
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Over the last few days, it’s been lovely spending time with my family. But I’m almost about ready to go back to University.My Mum is already causing disagreements, why sit there and say that I don’t appreciate them, to then say ‘she was only joking’ you don’t joke about such a thing. If I didn’t appreciate my parents they wouldn’t have had a Christmas present, but they did and I spent twice as...
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I’ve got a six-pack. Unfortunately it’s on my forehead.
– Sean Lock
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I smell comedy
– Michael McIntyre
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I'm absolutely stuffed, but thats surely a sign of...
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Everytime my Dad offers me a drink, I inform him...
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to every...
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People in the audience are probably wondering when Nikki Grahame shot to fame....
– Jimmy Carr (8 out of 10 Cats: Christmas Special)
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Tonight's 8 out of 10 Cats is hysterical, I put...
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Well it's safe to say, I survived 2011 without...
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You’ve got nothing on these baubles. You’re just doing this for...
– Holly Willoughby (Celebrity Juice: Christmas Special)
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Is it really Christmas Eve tomorrow?