February 2012
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WatchFuzzy Logic Week 7 - Paint Party @ Liquid/Envy Luton.
If you haven’t gone to a Paint Party before go, and watch this video if you need your arm to be twisted. It was one of the best night out’s ever.
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“He’s half the size of me. I don’t want to feel like I’m...”
– Charlotte (Geordie Shore)
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My parents have told me to strip my bed and they’ll take my bed sheets home to wash. That stain, it’s whipped cream… honest.
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“The vagina has been opened.”
– Sophie (Geordie Shore)
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My boobs looked massive in that bikini, just saying.
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“Oh my god, you can grate cheese on them abs.”
– Charlotte (Geordie Shore)
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“I’ll be happy enough with a McDonalds and a shag.”
– Hollie (Geordie Shore)
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I lost my Indian virginity tonight. And yes, I’m referring to food.
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I’ve gained myself a stalker… Hello Christopher.
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Sorry, how much of a hypocrite do you want to be?
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Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and...
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My throat couldn’t be sorer, maybe drinking alcohol wasn’t the best of ideas.
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Tonight brings a Full Moon UV Beach Party!!!
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What's the difference between Frozen Yoghurt and...
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Anonymous asked: Also, another question Im sorry if im bothering you haha, but whats the nightlife like?
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Anonymous asked: Are you in the fitzroy (or whatever it is called i can't remember) courts? Are they any good?
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“You know, we’ve known each other way back since, like… yesterday, I...”
– Chicken Joe (Surf’s Up)
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If you want my opinion of you, you're welcome to...
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After being asked where I came from and answering Lincolnshire, I was pleasantly surprised with the response… They make good sausages.
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Anonymous asked: Hi, i saw you go to uni of beds, are you at the luton campus? if you are can you tell me what you think of it cos im hoping to study there next year but im a bit worried from what ive heard via facebook and on here etc! x
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Only a Student would...
Take a bottle of ketchup with them to McDonalds as their local one decides to be stingy when it comes to giving customers ketchup. Actually let’s rephrase that, only I would do that.
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I feel paralysed, that's always a sign of a good...
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“Did you see that cleavage? I just wanted to get my arm stuck down there. Like,...”
– Schmidt
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I’ve decided to watch One Tree Hill from the beginning. It seems a challenge in itself.
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Only a student would...
… Add gravy granules to their tomato soup in order to thicken it.
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It’s looks like we are having a belated Pancake Day, it’s a shame I hate pancakes. But instead of feeling left out I’ll settle for Yorkshire Puddings, they are technically the same thing.
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“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.”
– Schmidt
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And the 7 week wait begins...
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What's so appealing about two straight girls...
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Well wasn’t that a night to remember, I felt rather lubed up when completely covered in neon paint, it certainly made it easier to squirm away from the grinders.
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Best Monday ever.
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I’m attending the Paint Party at Liquid/Envy Luton tonight. It better live up to it’s promises.
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“I’ve got boobs. I’m not going to chop them off, so I guess people...”
– Katy Perry
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Film Suggestions?
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Apparently, I'm going to graduate and be given a...