If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student


I really don’t understand you.

You have been with your boyfriend for 2 years now, you lets say forced him to go to the same University as you, do the same course as you and he lives in the same building as you. But lately you have been unhappy with your relationship, yet still haven’t ended it. And then you ask an ‘ex’, but also a good friend, whether he would be willing to fuck you and you say you had a connection. But the only reason he’s an ex is cause you cheated on him… with my boyfriend, so much for an ‘connection’.

You are just extremely greedy, don’t ask for sex from someone else whilst your in your ‘unhappy’ relationship which you don’t seem to be getting out of, why does he deserve to be your second best and you don’t even deserve a second chance, not after the way he treated him last time. Furthermore lets be honest with ourselves you have nothing to offer, not a intriguing personality nor beauty and that is for certain.

I actually wish you didn’t find out what I’m doing in my private life, but I am rather amused with the way you found out as you were getting jealous that he was visiting me rather than you and getting told “Oh are you jealous I’m not screwing you instead” must have been a knock. But you did hear correcting we’re ‘screwing’ as you call it, and I can’t wait for him to visit me once again we had an connection and feelings have now developed.

This is my turn to be happy, so I rather you just fucked off.