If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student


Well wasn’t that a night to remember, I felt rather lubed up when completely covered in neon paint, it certainly made it easier to squirm away from the grinders.