If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student


"Did you see that cleavage? I just wanted to get my arm stuck down there. Like, 127 Hours-style."  - Schmidt


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