If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.
I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student
My room smells like sex, despite the fact it hasn’t seen any sex.

Before I went to University she loved me unconditionally, now I question that. She only wants me when she wants food these days, don’t I feel slightly used.
I ate fresh tonight as I lost my Subway virginity. It was chosen for me by the Queen of Subway herself.
Who knew the Geordie Shore lasses could do classy.
Misery (Maroon 5)
I adore the song, but I am sat here asking myself why I haven’t come across the music video until now. It’s taken me literally years, my love for Maroon 5 has just came flooding back.