If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student



Straight vs Curls (Taken with instagram)


My room smells like sex, despite the fact it hasn’t seen any sex.



Before I went to University she loved me unconditionally, now I question that. She only wants me when she wants food these days, don’t I feel slightly used.

Before I went to University she loved me unconditionally, now I question that. She only wants me when she wants food these days, don’t I feel slightly used.


I like the Number 6, it’s a beautiful even number. 


Matt Bomer is one beautiful man. 


I ate fresh tonight as I lost my Subway virginity. It was chosen for me by the Queen of Subway herself. 



Who knew the Geordie Shore lasses could do classy. 


Oh Tumblr, you’ve changed once again. 


Misery (Maroon 5)

I adore the song, but I am sat here asking myself why I haven’t come across the music video until now. It’s taken me literally years, my love for Maroon 5 has just came flooding back.