If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student



Nick Miller is not allowed to move out. 




"Sandwiches and Sex, I want that"  - Nick (New Girl)


Nick and Jess get together already.



"Is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object?"  - Nick (New Girl 1x17)





Jake Johnson > Max Greenfield 


It looks like people are going crazy for Jake Johnson. 


Can they just get together already?

Can they just get together already?