If I was going to introduce myself, I could say I'm full of useful facts, but whether you'll ever need to know that a female fish often fakes an orgasm is uncertain.

I frequently post things that relate to either Glee or New Girl, on top of my personal posts surrounding the joy of life as a student



"I’m going to end up alone, I’m going to be a single lady, flashing people in the subway."  - Jess (New Girl)


Nick Miller is not allowed to move out. 




"It’s was foggy and I kept making eye contact with her nipples"  - Jess (New Girl)


"Sandwiches and Sex, I want that"  - Nick (New Girl)


"An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn’t want that? Think about the bone structure!"  - Schmidt (New Girl)


Nick and Jess get together already.


"Actually, I don’t trust what “cool” means to all of you, so how about just ” be normal”."  - Jess Day (New Girl)



Both Glee and New Girl have been renewed by FOX. It looks like I’m safe for at least another year 




"Is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object?"  - Nick (New Girl 1x17)